Chinese food is the obvious answer, but even figuring out what to order feels like more effort than you can muster. Relax! Take a look at the astrologically-inspired suggestions below. Your mission is to keep from snacking until it arrives.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Aries = Mars = the Red Planet = red-hot anything and everything. That goes double for Chinese food. You ignore anything without that little red pepper on the side, because while it may bring tears to your eyes, it's still not hot enough. You're aiming for a dish that will stop you from being able to speak. If you're not alone, be merciful. Allow your companions to choose for themselves, and before they bravely try yours, have ice-cold lemon water handy. Your best choice? Kung Pao chicken, extra spicy -- and mention to the person taking the order that you mean extra extra spicy.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Your ruling planet is hedonistic Venus -- and the apple didn't fall far from the tree. At birth, she presented you with an elegantly packaged, finely honed set of senses, all aimed at extreme physical pleasure. So advising you on what to eat -- well, that's kind of silly. Besides, you're a creature of habit, so any restaurant you keep on speed dial knows your voice, exactly what you want and how you want it. Beef and broccoli is best for you -- hearty, flavorful and healthy. But if you're in the mood to be a pioneer of the palate, try something new the next time you order. What if you've been missing out on something delicious?
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
A little bit of everything. A sip, a taste or maybe even just a whiff -- that's what you're all about, Gemini. That's why you absolutely adore Chinese restaurants. Where else can you find this kind of variety, much less order it? If you have the energy to actually put in an appearance, you'll be found at the buffet. If you're in for the evening with your sweats on, go for the Pu Pu Platter and a side of fried rice. It's the easy way out. If you've absolutely got to choose one entrée, go for the Double Wonder: half-shrimp and half-chicken with a variety of veggies.
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
"Happy family" sounds like a Cancer's lifelong goal. And believe it or not, we do often order what sounds good. It's like choosing a horse because of its name when you're at the track for the first time. As family-oriented as you are, chances are good you won't be ordering one of anything, so if everyone agrees, order up a Happy Family for everyone. If not, get one for yourself and let the rest of the gang choose their own. Just don't forget an egg roll for everyone.
Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)
You're astrological royalty, as you well know, so if it says "special," you'll give it more than a passing glance. Don't be fooled. If any sign has good taste, it's yours. Whether you're ordering for yourself, your date or the mob in your living room, go with your instinct. You'll undoubtedly order the sides, sauces and vegetables that will make any dinner special -- that and the pleasure of your company, of course. Since you're a fire sign, something hot is absolutely necessary. Try the garlic beef, a hot and hearty reminder of your Leonine predecessor's appetite for meat.
