No doubt about it: America is a fast food nation. Fast food is engineered to taste good, tapping into our evolutionary desire to indulge. And we're so over-scheduled in our day-to-day lives that sometimes picking up drive-thru food on the go is the only way we'll get some hot food into our bodies. Fortunately, there is so much variety available at our mega-chains that there's something to appeal to everyone. Look to your zodiac sign to see what types of quick eats appeal to you. (Do you want fries with that?)
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Ruled by hot Mars, Aries loves anything spicy -- as in, smothered with a sauce likely to burn holes in your tongue. Your best bets for fiery fast foods are Burger King's Angry Whopper (topped with bacon, pepper jack cheese, jalapenos, onions and "angry sauce") or their Angry Original Chicken Sandwich (with onions, jalapenos and "angry sauce").
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
The Bull loves its fast food simple, but still meaty enough to pass as "real." No ground beef for you! How about Burger King's Steakhouse Burger, smothered in A1 Thick & Hearty Steak Sauce? You'll surely feel like a real man or a rugged woman when you chomp on this. And you can't go wrong with Arby's Regular Roast Beef Sandwich -- pile it on!
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
The key for Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is variety. The Subway Club fits the bill, including turkey breast, roast beef and ham, with a wide choice of veggies and condiments all on one sandwich. How's that for options? You might also try a Pizza Hut Pan Pizza with a vast array of toppings, from sausage to olives to banana peppers -- but will a pizza be fast enough for you?
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
How do you get that home-cookin' feel that Cancer craves -- at a fast food joint? Boston Market, of course! Serving family meals like beef brisket, meatloaf and rotisserie chicken with cornbread and sides like mashed potatoes and steamed veggies, Boston Market's comfort food hits the spot.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
What does the sign of the Lion have in common with fast food? A little flair! Leo's ideal fast food meal has a bit of glitz to it, something that screams, "look at me!" like Taco Bell's Volcano Nachos. Topped with "molten hot lava sauce" and jalapenos, they're as sizzling as the fiery Sun -- and the tortilla chips on a round plate look just like flames!
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Virgos are most concerned with health and well-being -- not only of yourself, but of animals, too. Frankly, you're not likely to be seen within a mile of any fast food joint, but if you happen to be dragged into one, there are often vegetarian options: The BK Veggie Burger for one, or try one of McDonald's Premium Salads ... hold the chicken.
Fast Food for Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces
