'Tis the season for holiday parties! But what to serve? That depends on who's on your guest list. Read these tips on what NOT to serve, based on your company's zodiac sign. And if your party patrons come is all the astrological flavors, try finger food.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
Firey Rams like their food to match their spicy personalities, so anything bland or unseasoned is a definite no-no. The worst gift you could give an Aries palate is a boring fruitcake -- instead of a kiss under the mistletoe, you'll be kissing this sign goodbye.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
Bulls like gourmet comfort food -- the more carbs, the better. But not just any carbs -- this sign dislikes food that's hastily thrown together with processed ingredients. If you have a Taurus on your holiday guest list, keep them far away from the Chex Mix.
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
This sign doesn't like to sit down to a big, heavy meal -- they'd rather mingle while snacking. A plum pudding would be torture to a Gemini -- it takes precious hours to prepare, and leaves a lump in the stomach that will surely slow them down.
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
This sign loves sweets, with one caveat -- they must be homemade. If it's not made with love, it's not worth the calories. As far as Crabs are concerned, candy canes are just fine for decorating, but don't expect them to actually eat one.
Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)
When it comes to feeding the king (or queen) of the jungle, only the best will do. Nothing would make a Leo recoil faster than can-shaped cranberry sauce. And don't try to doctor up the store-bought version and pass it off as homemade -- they'll sniff out the truth.
