Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
The sign of politeness, Libra will eat anything you serve them, but that doesn't mean they'll like it. Strong flavors and spices don't please this sign's palate, so if you see them suffering through the gingerbread in silence, don't take it personally.
Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
Scorpios like secret ingredients and arduous cooking processes more than any other sign, so anything hum-drum will make them say "ho-hum." They'd be positively bored with a green bean casserole, as the recipe graces every can of cream of mushroom soup.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)
This sign loves exotic food, because it reminds them of all their travels and adventures. The more traditional the dish, the more bored this sign will be. The quintessentially American holiday fare of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes is a definite don't for Sag.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)
Capricorn is the most traditional sign of the zodiac, and that goes double for holiday fare. Any recipe that says "new" or "with a twist" will not be a hit with the Goat. So skip the pumpkin-caramel mousse and go straight for the classic pumpkin pie -- hold the pecans.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
The Aquarian diet is as eclectic as their social circle. Apple pie may be the epitome of American dessert, but to them it's like inviting the dull guy from accounting to the party. Pick up some marzipan for an Aquarius guest -- it will appeal to their sense of the absurd.
Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)
The Fish likes to have a good time like any other sign, but they tend to overdo it with the booze. Keep the mulled wine and wassail far away from Pisces -- and make sure you have some tasty nonalcoholic drinks to tempt them with instead.
Gross Holiday Food for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, and Virgo
