Why do office parties tend to bring out the worst in people? A few cocktails lower our usual restraints, and suddenly we're telling off-color jokes to the boss or flirting heavily with that cutie from accounting. Or, feeling insecure, we try overly hard to impress. Let's face it: unless you're lucky enough to work for a company you love or with people you adore, you may have to put on a happy face and make the best of it 'til the evening is over. Here are some hurdles that your particular sign might face: Aries (March 21 to April 19)
You're a go-getter, Aries -- quick to accomplish things but also quick to say exactly what you think. Number one rule at the office party: don't engage in any heated debates, especially with people you don't like. Even an innocent question like "Who's hotter, Ashlee or Jessica?" is apt to spiral out of control after a few glasses of wine. And, dress up a little -- looking like you came straight from the gym won't score any points.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
You're not a show-off, Taurus, but you do have an affinity for nice things. And you like to spread the wealth around by giving lovely gifts. The office party is not the place, however, to bestow expensive gifts -- especially to the boss. Nor should you come bedecked in your most opulent finery. A little populist-consciousness goes a long way at the holidays. Also, no snide comments about that Aries who just arrived in workout gear!
Gemini (May 21 to June 20)
You have a short attention span, Gemini. But no matter how bored you get at the party, do NOT start text-messaging your best friend, thinking no one's going to notice. Regaling co-workers with the fascinating details of your latest romantic exploits isn't a good idea, either. Nor is slipping out back for a smoke and forgetting to return. Instead, ask questions, practice your listening skills -- and make sure you're not the first to leave.
Cancer (June 21 to July 22)
Getting you out of your cozy nest is often tricky, Cancer. Unless you own the company and consider your employees family, an office party may not be your idea of a good time. Your usual strategy when nervous is to overeat -- but that won't make you feel better in the long run. Nor will confiding your secret fears to an office-mate, who may turn them into gossip. Take the focus off yourself and encourage others to confide in you.
Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)
You love parties, Leo. No one's going to call you a wallflower -- in fact, you're usually the center of attention. Perhaps it's because of your flashy outfits or the witty, suggestive jokes you tell. This can work against you at the office party, however, which might seem like a lark but is often driven by politics. So save the joke about Brad's aphrodisiac for another crowd, and whatever you do, don't wear those red leather pants!
